9 ways to avoid getting shot by members of the Nigerian Police Force

Yesterday, Kudirat Adebayo, was minding her business at Onipanu, a Suburb in Lagos, when a fracas between Policemen and suspected Yahoo boys escalated. The trigger-happy cops opened fire and one of the bullets killed the trader and mother of 3.

This woman was shot by policemen stationed at Onipanu Toll Gate. I'm going to the closest police station witH them. Cc @PoliceNG. RT pic.twitter.com/UtawDenjNh

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) April 4, 2017

These are some of the stories we hear about Nigerian policemen, so in order not to be a statistic, we have listed 9 ways to avoid getting shot by the Nigerian Police.

Note, these tips are dependent on how inebriated the Policemen are. Understand their ‘status’ before you engage. May the force (not the Nigerian Police force of course) be with you.