9 ways to avoid getting shot by members of the Nigerian Police Force

7. Don’t bribe them

Again, this is not a contradiction to number 6. If they do not ask you for ‘something’, don’t give them anything. The Police does not accept bribes, and offering them money can lead to you spending time in jail or dying, depending on your relationship with the God you are serving. Respect yourself so you can go back home to your family.

8. Don’t be a Nigerian

It seems like there really isn’t a way to avoid getting shot by the Nigerian Police right? Well, don’t be a Nigerian. Move to another country and enjoy your self.