Chief Curator
So according to his communications aides, rats have invaded the office of the president of Nigeria – the most populous black nation’s seat of power. There are several adjectives to describe exactly how we feel about this, but we’ll let you see how social media is reacting to this ridiculous news.
Rats in President's office. I know we don't respect ourselves but let us preserve the prestige of this nation. This is Nigeria.
— Oluseun Onigbinde (@seunonigbinde) August 22, 2017
Rats like to be around garbage. Remove two letters from garbage – what do you have?
🚶🚶🚶🚶— Mark Amaza (@amasonic) August 22, 2017
If you are wondering why the rats in your city have reduced, wonder no more. They have all relocated to seek greener pastures at @AsoRock!
— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) August 22, 2017
Worst administration in d history of this nation,imagine lying on rats because rats don't have a national leader that can talk.
Poor rats.
— Mr. Jack Robinson (@jackdre02) August 22, 2017
One girl will see cockroaches having PTA meeting in your room and be wilding. Be humble girl. There are rats in Aso rock. pic.twitter.com/D6VJtP6VMb
— Josh (@sire_liljosh) August 22, 2017
National Association of Rats of Nigeria will hold a press conference tomorrow on the defamatory statement by Garba Shehu against its members pic.twitter.com/07pz6e3wbT
— Inibehe Effiong (@InibeheEffiong) August 22, 2017
The president is still sick.
He is incapacitated.There are no rats anywhere. They are disgracing Nigeria because the president is sick.
— Adeyanju Deji 🇳🇬 (@adeyanjudeji) August 22, 2017
Late Yaradua's office was not used from Nov 09 2009 till his death on 5th May 2010 & yet rats did not prevent GEJ from using it. Sai BABA!
— Oluyemi Fasipe 🇳🇬 (@YemieFASH) August 22, 2017
When President Buhari's aides finally catch the rats that scattered their Oga's office pic.twitter.com/8ANlucdG56
— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (@Rouvafe) August 22, 2017
Abeg abeg, rats have taken over our president's office and restricted him to the other room. We are shooting anyone we see on sight. https://t.co/kgrNpqiVV5
— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) August 22, 2017
How can you say the rats spreading Lassa Fever has been living inside Aso Rock all these while? pic.twitter.com/wEXM0y3aoz
— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (@Rouvafe) August 22, 2017
The presidency actually said rats invaded the president's office…with the way Nigeria is ran now you'd thought it's a nursery school.
— BILLION (@BillionTwiTs) August 22, 2017
Innocents rats now accused by the government of a country for what they've no idea about pic.twitter.com/1UnrHAJj9q
— BILLION (@BillionTwiTs) August 22, 2017
And Aisha was worried about Hyenas and Jackals. Ashe Rats were the real threat. Sigh.
— Sam Hart (@hartng) August 22, 2017
A rare video of President Buhari rushing into his office & suddenly stumbles upon a group of angry rats 🐀🐀🐀😅😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/01S3Xfwil9
— #9jaWitches 👻🇳🇬 (@badgalmaddie_) August 22, 2017
FEC meeting cancelled, ASUU on strike, JAMB reduces cut off to 120! man 120! Rats chased our president after over 100 days away. SMH!
— Isioma (@IsyNene) August 23, 2017
Your MCM is a retired Army General, He is reputed to be a hard Guy, He's in his 70s, but rats are keeping him away from his office 🚶🚶
— Tweeter Active (@_Tweeteractive) August 23, 2017
"Don't know how to fight rats in my house but I can handle well equipped and financed militia occupying part of my country" Author Unknown
— Marek Zmyslowski (@marekchinedu) August 23, 2017
Rats in President's office😏..could it be that Buhari wants to use Lassa fever as an excuse for another trip?😱😱 pic.twitter.com/eifIyydliO
— ifvckandrun🐐 (@OlaTheOG) August 23, 2017
N3bn budget for Aso Rock clinic, Buhari still went to London
N2bn on sewage & fumigation, Buhari is still working from home cos of rats 🇳🇬 pic.twitter.com/NcodM6bSpr
— Babasola Kuti (@SKSolaKuti) August 23, 2017
Can't believe the entire presidential media team thought it okay to tell the nation that rats infested the president's office. Jesus Christ.
— Pepisko D. Pepeye (@MissIgho) August 23, 2017
Aso rock rats : "don't worry, I'll send you something once I'm settled here, things are hard here too,Buhari doesn't even leave food for us" pic.twitter.com/mBuZozVK2Q
— DADDY THE FATHER (@SemilooreAkoni) August 23, 2017
Two offices in Aso Rock were unoccupied for d same period. How come rats entered one office & avoided d other one from where PMB now works?
— Festus Keyamo (@fkeyamo) August 23, 2017
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