Nigeria is a hilarious place. We may be going through the worst disasters, but we will find a way to turn it to jokes. Pure trips, our nation. Pure trips.
The new rave is the Whistleblowing initiative by the Federal Government, where one is given a percentage of sums recovered from corrupt people. After huge sums of money was recovered in Ikoyi, we, in our usual fashion, turned it to jokes, and the governor of Rivers State gave us this wonderful meme. We have therefore canonized him the patron saint of whistle blowing and have curated the most hilarious tweets with this picture.
When you fight with someone and they say "do you know who my father is" pic.twitter.com/66GO9O6Nz4
When you say "Chairman, your boy is loyal!" and he doesn't drop something. pic.twitter.com/N4445NEfMM
Me: Dad, can I get some money to buy DODO and RICE
Dad: I don't keep money at home
Babe: Guess what?
Babe: My uncle in the Lord got me an IPhone 7
Me: I whaaaaaaaaat? ?? pic.twitter.com/6rGAHIv6le
When you see Gwagon with 'learner' sign. pic.twitter.com/FnhUcWnMnh
Pastor: Who will come out to donate N5million naira to the church building?
Church member: *raises hand*
Davido: Thirty Billion for the account
Olamide: "Na pounds and dollars me and my guys dey take shower o"
*on atm queue* ?
*man withdraws first time* ?
*man withdraws second time* ?
*man withdraws third ti… ?
When you ask them to show you the way and they say "my brother it's God" pic.twitter.com/eprFA5ksL5
When U were alive they said they can't help you cuz no money but at ur funeral U see them spraying bundles of money pic.twitter.com/2YYz7AYDgG