Nigeria is a hilarious place. We may be going through the worst disasters, but we will find a way to turn it to jokes. Pure trips, our nation. Pure trips.
The new rave is the Whistleblowing initiative by the Federal Government, where one is given a percentage of sums recovered from corrupt people. After huge sums of money was recovered in Ikoyi, we, in our usual fashion, turned it to jokes, and the governor of Rivers State gave us this wonderful meme. We have therefore canonized him the patron saint of whistle blowing and have curated the most hilarious tweets with this picture.
When you fight with someone and they say "do you know who my father is" pic.twitter.com/66GO9O6Nz4
— jodeci (@pam_E_chic) April 14, 2017
When you say "Chairman, your boy is loyal!" and he doesn't drop something. pic.twitter.com/N4445NEfMM
— Amara Nwankpa (@Nwankpa_A) April 14, 2017
When you see Gwagon with 'learner' sign. pic.twitter.com/FnhUcWnMnh
— A. (@Aunty_Les) April 14, 2017
Pastor: Who will come out to donate N5million naira to the church building?
Church member: *raises hand*
— Uche Daniel (@UcheDandyMUFC) April 14, 2017
Olamide: "Na pounds and dollars me and my guys dey take shower o"
— Plangkat (@peekaymila) April 15, 2017
When you ask them to show you the way and they say "my brother it's God" pic.twitter.com/eprFA5ksL5
— dirty paws (@YESVS) April 14, 2017