Yesterday, @TheUnscripted_ started a thread asking Nigerian women to share lines they have/could use to hook up with men (not hookup hook up, but hook up hook up), and the ladies came through with their skills, charm, wit and creativity.
Ladies, drop your best hookup lines. Please i beg, be creative.
We have curated the most hilarious and badass responses to the question. Enjoy and share.
The age long method – strategic positioning
Lol mahn this is hard. I don't think iv ever had to move to a guy. I just position myself strategically
On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9, but I'm the 1 you need.
"Are you a Calendar? Because I'd like to date you." pic.twitter.com/2IwrDmlmiA
'How tall are you?'
Works like a charm.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
My name is Georgia.
Him: that's a nice name.
Thank you, you should hear my number 😊
'Hallelujah Brother! God had blessed you with everything but my number'
Do you sleep on your stomach?
Me: Can I?
Hi, do you have a few mins?
Wow, your lips are pretty distracting.
I was going to hit on you but I just forgot my pickup line.😳
Me: I heard you're good at algebra…
Him: Yeah, why'd you ask
Me: Will you replace my X without asking Y
"I'm no photographer, but I can picture you and I together"
LMAOO. Those who know know
"Nice wristwatch!!! Can I see it?" pic.twitter.com/OdYC94dVza
It worked. It worked!!!
Hey, nice beard, I like
How long u been keeping it?
Can I touch it 😊.
(our baby is 14 months old😂)
In the beginning was the word and the word was You. Hey You, my name is zarahtulah but You can call me Zarah
Hi my name is Olamide, my friends call me lamy but you can la mi
Do you have first aid? Cuz I think I scrapped my knee falling for you
Saw this one at the gym
"hey you're good with them lifts, we should work out "
I love your shirt. Can I have it?
Him: (laughs) sure
Me: can I have you too?
Is your name lionel? Cuz you just made my panties Messi
The word for the day is "legs".
Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 😊😊
"What’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming later tonight."
Roses are red, Violets are fine, I'll be the 6 if you'll be my 9 🤷🏾♀️
Kiss me if I'm wrong but Is your name Femi?
Not my birthday but I'd love to blow your candles
How do you like your eggs? I prefer mine fertilised 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
Hi, do you mind if I walk with you cos my mum told me to follow my dreams
Hey big head😁😀 pic.twitter.com/CwkHhclKYX
Roses are red
Violet is blue
The last one is 2
Are Nigerian ladies good or are ladies goood? Which is your best amongst them?
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