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Yesterday, @TheUnscripted_ started a thread asking Nigerian women to share lines they have/could use to hook up with men (not hookup hook up, but hook up hook up), and the ladies came through with their skills, charm, wit and creativity.
https://twitter.com/TheUnscripted_/status/890916251371020289
We have curated the most hilarious and badass responses to the question. Enjoy and share.
The age long method – strategic positioning
Lol mahn this is hard. I don't think iv ever had to move to a guy. I just position myself strategically
— Sugar Lady Rah🤍 (@eniolashielu) July 28, 2017
It begins
https://twitter.com/Fola____/status/890948621792923650
https://twitter.com/kxnni/status/890928599368335361
https://twitter.com/binyelum_/status/890952320246329345
https://twitter.com/cherrry_ow/status/890964826184232960
Dopeeee
https://twitter.com/Georgia_lorene/status/890930555243593728
'Hallelujah Brother! God had blessed you with everything but my number'
— Fit Fat Belly ‘Nenye (@The_Nenye) July 28, 2017
Do you sleep on your stomach?
Him: No
Me: Can I?— tk. (@TinuKuye) July 28, 2017
Hi, do you have a few mins?
Wow, your lips are pretty distracting.
I was going to hit on you but I just forgot my pickup line.😳— Àlàrí (@omowvmi) July 28, 2017
Me: Hello
Him: Hi
Me: I heard you're good at algebra…
Him: Yeah, why'd you ask
Me: Will you replace my X without asking Y
🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️🏃🏾♀️— Maria (@airamkute) July 28, 2017
"I'm no photographer, but I can picture you and I together"
😂😂😂— Kalamama (@Mz_Bagshaw) July 28, 2017
LMAOO. Those who know know
https://twitter.com/nkaychee/status/890978470532186113
It worked. It worked!!!
Hey, nice beard, I like
How long u been keeping it?
Can I touch it 😊.
(our baby is 14 months old😂)— Astonished by my good fortune! (@tegaphoenix) July 28, 2017
Nope
https://twitter.com/_theabeke/status/890929243642892288
Nooooo!!!
Hi my name is Olamide, my friends call me lamy but you can la mi
— soft. (@biglxmy) July 28, 2017
Hehee
https://twitter.com/cherrry_ow/status/890966900569657345
Saw this one at the gym
"hey you're good with them lifts, we should work out "
😅😅😅— Chisom (@Jules_baby_) July 28, 2017
https://twitter.com/Vin_n_Chocolat/status/890946266330537985
https://twitter.com/cherrry_ow/status/890967545162768388
Yoooooo!!!
https://twitter.com/Sirvarnt/status/890971563645915139
"What’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming later tonight."
— Mosmos (@MosunO_) July 28, 2017
Roses are red, Violets are fine, I'll be the 6 if you'll be my 9 🤷🏾♀️
— Renè The Leader ❤ (@Rene_noire) July 28, 2017
Kiss me if I'm wrong but Is your name Femi?
— Dee (@whooUlooking4) July 28, 2017
Not my birthday but I'd love to blow your candles
— Feyisola Ogunbanjo (@FeyisolaOG) July 28, 2017
How do you like your eggs? I prefer mine fertilised 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
— Dee (@whooUlooking4) July 28, 2017
It continues
https://twitter.com/debbs_williams/status/890963036722343936
Hey big head😁😀 pic.twitter.com/CwkHhclKYX
— Dee kachie (@Deeempres) July 28, 2017
Roses are red
Violet is blue
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The last one is 2— Mo' the Events Girl 😎 (@modupe___) July 28, 2017
Are Nigerian ladies good or are ladies goood? Which is your best amongst them?
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