Who said Nigerian women cannot toast men? See hilarious ‘pick up’ lines from our ladies

'How tall are you?'

Works like a charm.

— Binyelum (@binyelum_) July 28, 2017

'Hallelujah Brother! God had blessed you with everything but my number'

— Fit Fat Belly ‘Nenye (@The_Nenye) July 28, 2017

Do you sleep on your stomach?

Him: No
Me: Can I?

— tk. (@TinuKuye) July 28, 2017

Hi, do you have a few mins?
Wow, your lips are pretty distracting.
I was going to hit on you but I just forgot my pickup line.😳

— àlàrí (@omowvmi) July 28, 2017

Me: Hello
Him: Hi
Me: I heard you're good at algebra…
Him: Yeah, why'd you ask
Me: Will you replace my X without asking Y
🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️🏃🏾‍♀️

— Maria (@airamkute) July 28, 2017

Hey, nice beard, I like
How long u been keeping it?
Can I touch it 😊.
(our baby is 14 months old😂)

— Astonished by my good fortune! (@tegaphoenix) July 28, 2017

Hi my name is Olamide, my friends call me lamy but you can la mi

— miss princess. (@Lamybby) July 28, 2017

Saw this one at the gym
"hey you're good with them lifts, we should work out "
😅😅😅

— Chisom (@Jules_baby_) July 28, 2017

The word for the day is "legs".

Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 😊😊

— Übermensch  (@Sirvarnt) July 28, 2017

"What’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming later tonight."

— Mosmos (@MosunO_) July 28, 2017

Roses are red, Violets are fine, I'll be the 6 if you'll be my 9 🤷🏾‍♀️

— Renè The Leader ❤ (@Rene_noire) July 28, 2017

Kiss me if I'm wrong but Is your name Femi?

— Dee (@whooUlooking4) July 28, 2017

Not my birthday but I'd love to blow your candles

— Feyisola Ogunbanjo (@FeyisolaOG) July 28, 2017

How do you like your eggs? I prefer mine fertilised 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

— Dee (@whooUlooking4) July 28, 2017

Hey big head😁😀 pic.twitter.com/CwkHhclKYX

— Dee kachie (@Deeempres) July 28, 2017

Roses are red
Violet is blue
0708760651
The last one is 2

— Mo' the Events Girl 😎 (@modupe___) July 28, 2017