Remember how some people said the world was going to end on the 23rd of September? Well, just in case it happened indeed, Twitter user – @Rouvafe started a confession thread, where he asked people to confess their sins.
The world is ending 2mrw, confess ur sins tonight & be free. Dear Mum, I'm sorry for all d money I borrowed from ur purse?
The responses have been hilarious and we have curated our favorites. Enjoy, share.
The school (fees) confessions. It’s like everybody did this one
Daddy mi, I'm sorry, I actually didn't have an extra year in uni, I just needed more money from you and wanted to stay away from home longer
Dear dad, I'm sorry for sending bulk SMS to you about my department going to excursion, 94k. Without leaving the school vicinity. ??
Daddy my hostel fee is not 40k it's 25k?
My school fee is not 55k it's 14,500??
Also there is nothing like docket fee ???
Dear Amaka, the Gold Necklace I gave you 4 your birthday I was the one that stole it from your bag later – it belonged to my elder sister
Dear Dad, I'm the one that used the condoms in your dressing robe that time & led to d fight with mom. Didn't see why y'all needed them.
Anytime me and my dad fights I use his toothbrush as toilet cleaner.
God forgive me ? pic.twitter.com/yUz8GB08oR
The (unfortunate) house helps
Dear all our househelp(old ND new) , I'm sorry I had to put the blame on u everytime mumcy's money goes missing…. Ejo MI Ko, ??
Dear mama, this is really tough for me buh…i guess i have to say it, i'm sorry for shagging all the househelps, we had… It was d devil??
dear secondary school teachers, you didn't misplace my scripts. I didn't even submit ?
@TrayCee remember that your gown you were looking for with silver zip, I sold it to my friend ?
Dad,anytime u send me to buy fuel, I usually subtract some litres?? I know Na so Diezani start??
They had to bring Eazi in
Am a traitor… I listened to Mr eazi's EP again yesterday
Baby mi,?every time my dp on WhatsApp went blank I had blocked you so u won’t send me massages whiles I was with another girl & I blamed MTN
Dear Tinuke, I'm sorry for not accepting that pregnancy, I always knew it was mine. Hope you can forgive me ??
Dear boyfriend, I'm sorry for all the female numbers I mistakenly erased from your cellphone. ??
Bae I'm sorry for saving your number as Pastor Daniel
Dear Tokunbo, please forgive me for not loving you, my heart as always been with your beautiful sister n we even made love on ur bed.?????? pic.twitter.com/BsiKGQ46XQ
I'm sorry my ex, I disvirgined your cousin
Dear Tina I don't know any Princess I just told u she was pregnant so you'll leave me alone. I was the one sending all those anonymous SMS's
The entire thread had us shook like this.