Compilation of some of the funniest ever Tweets on Nigerian Twitter

On behalf of who? Did we send you? https://t.co/c5r6zZnJ3u

— The Goddess ✨ (@Brendalishus) November 9, 2016

I remember once when a gala seller reached in through the car window to knock my head. Because I changed my mind about buying it.

— Buttercup (@adebbi) November 3, 2016

When you show a Nigerian boy a picture from his wedding & he's about to lie that it's for a music video pic.twitter.com/T7fv9SHbxC

— Ijebu Firework (@VvadaA_) October 21, 2016

The billionaire, his son and the dog are very mad. Including you, CNN. All of you are mad. https://t.co/ZNPsrhgU13

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) September 20, 2016

Flavour out here looking like an Igbo Vampire.

Drakwulapic.twitter.com/UDRqtD3CeT

— Telé Santana Ortiz (@mhagayr) August 8, 2016

Not sure if this is motivational or an Igbo wedding. pic.twitter.com/lCmBwyzx44

— People Displeaser. (@Dotun__A) August 8, 2016

We do. What do you think "your bum bum bigger than Bombay" is? https://t.co/My6ZFZTaiL

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) July 9, 2016

Nigerians looking at that other lane and wondering why there's traffic. pic.twitter.com/qXrybJQHmO

— (II+) (@ACMilandrew) June 22, 2016

4 years with 1 extra year in University. 2yrs for masters and someone is somewhere making mad money from Skiborobo skibo Oshey baddest. Smh

— Ibe 🎒 (@maziibe_) February 4, 2016

How to avoid traffic in Lagos:
1) Drive only between 11pm and 4am
2) Buy helicopter
3) Become governor
4) Be a witch
5) Don't come to Lagos.

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) July 25, 2014

You will be minding ur own business and somebody will come and make u fall in love pic.twitter.com/IZeSvrReXn

— Eche Emole 🅰️🌶 (@Echecrates) December 17, 2015

Me: I'm Nigerian
White interviewer: Ohhh
Me: plis dun do it
White interviewer: Yuno my father volunteered in Keny…
Me: oh mah god 😪

— g (@_gflex) October 10, 2015

Your ugly bae cheats on you and you are just like "Edakun see somebody I was pitying o" pic.twitter.com/2IfL1fLTrG

— The Goddess ✨ (@Brendalishus) September 7, 2015

The word of God cannot be broken. My phone screen is 35k. https://t.co/PTjI0M7FKj

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) December 6, 2015

Nigerian driving instructor: "Oya Come, Come"
"Oya CUT YOUR HAND, CUT YOUR HAND"
"CUT IT FULL"
Me: pic.twitter.com/eur8ITjpKL

— People Displeaser. (@Dotun__A) July 17, 2015

First time I heard the word Karaoke, I thought it meant raise your body up. Growing up in Ibadan was tough man pic.twitter.com/xLMwIJuWgi

— o1a (@aistheGreat) July 5, 2015

Imagine watching the choc boys on a 3D Samsung TV.

You'll see HD ice prince.

You'l see HD Jesse Jags.

You'l see HDMI.

— Baby Shaynee (@Quickiepaedia) June 14, 2015

Don't let your girlfriend stop you from finding true love

— Nwoke ga agbambo (@UbaSocrates) April 10, 2015

The dentist? 😔😔 @UduakIsBae: My president has a gap tooth, I have a gap tooth, see where I'm going with this? 😂😂😂😂"

— blank (@teejay0071) March 31, 2015

My most embarrassing moment has to be when I fainted at Ojuelegba and the woman that poured water on me kept asking 'Dee you do aboshan?' 😢

— Sweet Ope (@SwitOpe) March 5, 2015

Was gisting with the cab driver when he mentioned he's recovering from epilepsy. So right now I'm on 3rd Mainland bridge, trekking to work.

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) February 23, 2015

Nigerians so superstitious. Cabs will refuse to stop just cos you're wearing all black, and it's night, and you're carrying a cutlass…

— weird fish (@Sick_Sage) February 3, 2015

In Lagos, driving a car is war. And in war, you don't tell your enemy your next move. That's why most people don't use indicators.

— Ken Ken (@theonlyfbk) February 2, 2015

I can't stand these grown men thinking they're too young for marriage, smh Adam was only 7 days old when he married Eve

— Old Miami (@flyChy) January 7, 2015

When you ask how much something is and it's expensive you pretend you're interested even though spiritually you're already on the bus home

— Chisom- Global Careers Adviser 🌏 (@FLOTUK) December 24, 2014

If GEJ wins, I'm leaving the country. If Buhari wins, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political tweet, I just want to travel.

— O T O ™ (@OtoEbe) December 13, 2014

I hope those Nigerians in customer service know that when their prayers reach Heaven, they also meet attendants gisting and watching Afmag.

— Wale Lawal (@WalleLawal) December 10, 2014

300k asoebi means I've bought shares in your marriage. I'll be expecting quarterly reports.

— Uncluche (@TheBlackHermit) October 24, 2014

I just saw my ex in traffic. She was driving a Ford Edge. I was in a Danfo, buying Gala.

No I'm not crying. Sand entered my eye.

— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) September 3, 2014

RIP Aunty… the evil you have done in this world is enough…

— Mr Shang (@KolaShangOne) November 17, 2012

#WhenAliensMeetNigerians
Alien: I have come to abduct yo
Yoruba woman: You can't even greet
Alien: Sorry ma pic.twitter.com/dSi0iJ3gcR

— trips anonymous (@tharukky) August 19, 2015