Men are scum; and these hilarious responses to the most dishonest thing men have said to ladies is proof

Ladies tweet me the most dishonest thing a man's done around you or said to you. A lie, Anything funny and a bit deep. Nothing too sad plis

— Kanga 💕 (@BohemianBoujee) April 13, 2017

One of my faves. Saw nudes on his phone. Asked him about it. IN FRONT OF ME he deletes all the pictures then says to me "what nudes where?"😂 https://t.co/JCVDW7Kc0d

— Kanga 💕 (@BohemianBoujee) April 13, 2017

Dropped me at home so he could take another girl clubbing. Went to the club to meet them and he acted like I didn't exist 💔 https://t.co/18xo4MCrb1

— PSC 💷 (@MsFoyin) April 13, 2017

Bruh this nigga lied to a girl I was dead just to win her over 😂😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/FFHVWa4fDs

— Bella Hadidn’t (@SkinwithLolami) April 13, 2017

Cancelled a date on me cause he said his friend that i knew died. Saw the friend two days after. https://t.co/IcRfQeE1G2

— shakur (@SoulMirian) April 13, 2017

Met him on a date at the cinema, after he'd told me countless times he didnt like going to the cinemas. Still denied https://t.co/9js0TwlC4U

— Mr Ma’am (@Ehpeaphany) April 13, 2017

I met wet pant in the bathroom n he said he bought it for me but wanted to wash it first 😂, he must have washed it too hard it was FADING. 😭 https://t.co/p0u2zIJnYT

— Lola🦋🦋🦋 (@YemiThatIsCray) April 13, 2017

Saw another woman's underwear in his wardrobe. He swore it was mine. I'm not even a D cup 🙃 https://t.co/epyDoVA9fr

— Fit Fat Belly ‘Nenye (@The_Nenye) April 13, 2017

Took plenty of money from me planning to never pay me back. Set his Facebook so I couldn't see his vacay pics. Had to get it from his mum.😴 https://t.co/JCVDW7Kc0d

— Kanga 💕 (@BohemianBoujee) April 13, 2017

He saved His side chick 's contacts as "Ronaldo" b the other 1 as "Mfanaka" so I wouldn't suspect it's girls texting or calling him 😕

— Potso Aphane🌻💎 (@Goddessminaj15) April 13, 2017

Found out he was married with kids and when I confronted him he said "what has that got to do with us and what we have" https://t.co/6pceRNQSVU

— The (@DamiElebe) April 13, 2017

Added someone else to our relationship & offered me side chick position when I found out. 😂 https://t.co/GxiImS01w5

— period partner – aghogho (@duchesskk) April 13, 2017

Said his phone was off because there would be some radiation that causes cancer from 9pm till 1am 😂😂😂 https://t.co/ZbBmvzOqXo

— Nessa-ssary (@_doomz_day) April 13, 2017

He used his gf's picture as his wallpaper throughout "our" relationship and said she was his step sister. Until I found out the truth. https://t.co/R0aQ9MCDs4

— Ugo (@ugo_michelle) April 13, 2017

saved the other chick's name with his sister's name so I won't suspect a damn thing about the too frequent calls and texts. https://t.co/7iDXSBj0P5

— chi chi chilolo (@anxta_) April 13, 2017

But Ife you asked if I was with her, you never asked if I was in a relationship with her https://t.co/X7KEmx7lLc

— . (@itsife_love) April 13, 2017

he lied he wasn't gonna go clubbing, saw him in club photos with a chic and he claimed he didn't know how he got there. 😂

— Chen-Unongo M.D, M. P. H (@chen___07) April 13, 2017

Asked him why the condoms reduced in number and he said he was bored and decided to blow some like a balloon https://t.co/2PeQsvM1Ug

— Cleo (@Lady_Amah) April 13, 2017

he told me he was ill and on admission, saw his car at my friends place went in and saw them cuddling, shocked my soul.

— VA_Morayo (@Hazel2MO) April 13, 2017

Dude took my ATM card from my bag without telling me and when I caught him he said he was hot. Wanted to fan himself. https://t.co/UVkhb64qpY

— Udokpotso Osikhomo Abu (@Queen_Kas) April 13, 2017

His other/real girlfriend came over, so he told me to take an Uber and leave because I was the "mature" one and he wanted to avoid conflict.

— 🖤 (@BigBanks___) April 13, 2017