If you want to steal a lady from her man, follow these 10 expert steps

10. Knacks

SEX SEX SEX! At this point, you should be close to getting her laid and if she gives you a chance, then you must give her the best sex of her life. It must be something she’ll never forget. Don’t be average. Watch Kamasutra if need be. Just don’t be average.

Bonus: Her female friends are your friends. Don’t underestimate this.

Now you know how to steal a man’s girl, go into the world and flourish.

And if you are a boyfriend, remember, there are men lined up to steal your girl – unless she’s worthless, in which case you are worthless too. Maybe if you do all these things, nobody will steal your girl. Just maybe …