Confession Time – Nigerians confess their sins before the world ends

Remember how some people said the world was going to end on the 23rd of September? Well, just in case it happened indeed, Twitter user – @Rouvafe started a confession thread, where he asked people to confess their sins.

https://twitter.com/Rouvafe/status/911334534242848768

The responses have been hilarious and we have curated our favorites. Enjoy, share.

The school (fees) confessions. It’s like everybody did this one

Daddy mi, I'm sorry, I actually didn't have an extra year in uni, I just needed more money from you and wanted to stay away from home longer

— $Eraser 🇬🇧🎨 📈 (@Seyi_Eraser) September 22, 2017

https://twitter.com/shegz/status/911336688756166656

Dear dad, I'm sorry for sending bulk SMS to you about my department going to excursion, 94k. Without leaving the school vicinity. 😦😦

— ADURAGBEMI (@Darablaqie) September 23, 2017

Daddy my hostel fee is not 40k it's 25k😭
My school fee is not 55k it's 14,500😭😭
Also there is nothing like docket fee 😭😭😭

— Pixel Tee ✨ (@toniaa__x) September 22, 2017

Incredible

Dear Amaka, the Gold Necklace I gave you 4 your birthday I was the one that stole it from your bag later – it belonged to my elder sister

— Yuri 🏗 (@Yurickane) September 22, 2017

Dear Dad, I'm the one that used the condoms in your dressing robe that time & led to d fight with mom. Didn't see why y'all needed them.

— Area Chairman (@OnkuOuwah) September 23, 2017

Anytime me and my dad fights I use his toothbrush as toilet cleaner.
God forgive me 😅 pic.twitter.com/yUz8GB08oR

— the Salesman (@Captainlagos) September 22, 2017

The (unfortunate) house helps

Dear all our househelp(old ND new) , I'm sorry I had to put the blame on u everytime mumcy's money goes missing…. Ejo MI Ko, 😭😭

— D. T. J. (@larejacobs) September 22, 2017

https://twitter.com/Potterian2/status/911504022498050048

LOOOL

https://twitter.com/teshiklopp/status/911367632380678149

@TrayCee remember that your gown you were looking for with silver zip, I sold it to my friend 😭

— Pixel Tee ✨ (@toniaa__x) September 22, 2017

Dad,anytime u send me to buy fuel, I usually subtract some litres😰😰 I know Na so Diezani start😢😢

— Ankh (@ipoke__em) September 22, 2017

They had to bring Eazi in

Am a traitor… I listened to Mr eazi's EP again yesterday

— Zubymbah (@iam_zuby) September 23, 2017

Lovefessions

Baby mi,😔every time my dp on WhatsApp went blank I had blocked you so u won’t send me massages whiles I was with another girl & I blamed MTN

— OB – Stitch (@orunma007) September 23, 2017

https://twitter.com/_Tweeteractive/status/911335743586521090

https://twitter.com/oriaku_evah1/status/911358746877677568

https://twitter.com/sir_smileey/status/911335393710272512

https://twitter.com/omobakujore/status/911357796674936833