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83 things 83k can do for you

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83k gist

Just in case you’re just coming online, someone tweeted that she went to a restaurant with a guy, racked up a bill of 83k Naira and the guy ditched her.

83 thousand Naira. Hey God. Anyways, she said she’s stranded, and while we’re not sure how true the story is, it has created tons of conversations on Twitter. As social media dissects the issue, we have done the research and we can tell you 83 things 83k can do for you.

Spend wisely

  • 4 months Unlimited Internet subscription
  • One year DStv Compact subscription
  • UK used iPhone 6+
  • More than 5 CV reviews with BTDHub
  • One professional course with Ogbeni Dipo
  • One Deep Freezer
  • 30 movies at the cinema (with large popcorn and drinks)
  • Return ticket to Ghana + hotel
  • Poultry farm
  • Catfish business
  • Peruvian Hair, 12 inches
  • Halle Weave at Nwanneka
  • 10 luxury manicures and 10 luxury Pedicures at The Nail Boutique
  • 2 months Gold Subscription at Brelunds
  • One Yeezy Boost
  • Buffet for 10 at Eko Hotel
  • 33 tickets to the Twitter NG party
  • NYSC allowance for 4 months
  • Nigerian Minimum wage for 4 months
  • Land in Abakaliki
  • US Visa for 2 persons
  • IELTS in case you want to relocate to Canada
  • Original Man Utd jersey – Home and Away (that fine pink one)

Add yours below …

  • 8 pairs of shoes at eko market for 10k per 1, with 3k transport (@unoftrois)
  • International passport – N20k, US Visa Fee – 63k (@Ebiblosky)
  • Pay for my PG defence 60k and print 5 copies of hard bound thesis with the balance (@itohanjane)
  • Pay for child delivery in public hospital (@jooystic)
  • You will get 66 pieces of Gold charger plate at the rate of 1250 naira per one . Charger plate makes your party deco look classy. (@tolulope145)
  • Write GRE exams and preparatory classes for it (@demelokoye)
  • A pair of shoes from @dharmieKING , a bottle of perfume from @Cohannnnn then by “my transition hours” from @Rovingheights. Not forgetting to register for a course as advised by @OgbeniDipo (@namky4real)
  • Air conditioner with 2 years warranty (@igwedexy)
  • Rent a room for my sister
  • Get a small fridge, TV and DSTV
  • Redecorate my house
  • Tush up my wardrobe
  • Go to Calabar carnival (last 5 @AdaugoOsina)
  • 83k can feed you and 25 friends in our Santa’s package this Christmas and you will still have 28k change to spend until next alart comes ? (@adyvafoods)
  • You can get 12 bowls of soup from @efontree . You are covered for 3 months niyen o (@cuddlefash)
  • Open a targeted savings account with @UNIONBANK_NG , earn 4% interest and also stand a chance to win one million Naira (@iamkelechi)
  • Eye checkup and glasses, heart x-ray covered (@chihope21)
  • Get a brand new infinix hot 6x with six months data subscription ? (@arinzejoseph3)
  • Buy a ring light and small generator for my business (@creamie14)
  • Start a cosmetic business, import goods plus shipping 73k, marketing 10k… (@greg8ry)
  • Can feed a whole orphanage (@itz_claribel)
  • Buy a new wig (@theunscripted_)
  • CCNA certification (@dexxtero)
  • Start a bedding business this festive period (@jhoke_adetunji)

Written by Chidi Okereke

Content creator, Digital Communications guy, Social Media Analyst, Jack of many trades, and master of some.

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