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Question of
When someone shouts your name from the sitting room, what’s your first reaction?
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“Yes ma/sir!” and you run there immediately.
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Shout back: “What happened??”
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Pretend you didn’t hear.
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Walk in slowly with attitude like, “Who dey call me?”
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Question of
How do you usually get food at home?
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You dish it yourself like an independent somebody.
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You wait small but still serve yourself eventually.
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Somebody always serves you, whether you ask or not.
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You don’t even know how the food enters your plate, it just appears.
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Question of
In family gist, what’s your usual role?
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The referee, settling fights.
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The hype person, laughing at everybody.
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The one they all tease (but you secretly love the attention).
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The one who always carries last with information.
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Question of
When your elder sibling sends you on an errand, how do you react?
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You do it sharp-sharp, no wahala.
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You complain small but still do it.
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You shout: “Am I your maid?!” before reluctantly going.
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You dodge the errand till they find another person.
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Question of
Be honest, how much do you still collect from your parents/siblings?
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Zero. I dey hustle my own.
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Small small, when necessary.
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Steady allowance, I no dey shame.
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Everything! Na me be the baby of the house abeg.
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Question of
How do you usually get your way at home?
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By being responsible and convincing everyone.
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By negotiating or sneaking around.
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By whining and being cute until I win.
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By dragging and shouting until everybody just gives me peace.
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Question of
Which best describes your vibe at family gatherings?
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I’m managing logistics and making sure things go smoothly.
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I’m just there for vibes and food.
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I’m being passed around like a baby, even at 23.
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I disappear to one corner to avoid stress, but still collect takeaway.
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